We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
I’m from California and I fucking approve of this shit.
I’m from California too, and I fucking think this fuckdamn chart is just wonderful, thank you.
Fuck yes, this motherfucking chart is amazing.
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
No, but seriously, Creationists, Cosmos is about science, so your bullshit can go somewhere else where fairy tales are taught.
And it’s not even a true accusation! Tyson is giving the scientific facts behind creationism exactly the same weight as the other scientific facts he discusses. It’s not his fault that there isn’t any scientific facts in creationism for him to weigh.
Megawinged (Part 2 of ?)
Knight!Abaddon - necroticnymph
Photos by featherofdrew
The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]
boy i’m goin to use my frequent flyer miles to go to that nigga funeral with a blown up picture of my asshole gettin licked by sigourney weaver
Cyber Trooper & Dronc
for all my wet-specimen admiring friends
I NEED TO DO THIS
Keep one by the door so you can say to door-to-door salespeople/mormons “Let me get the head of the household”.
I like you
I need to do this with ansfees face specifically his mole
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
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